Just the Facts

Jungle Pop has shared a list of important facts that every parent of boys should know. Women may be confused by its apparent lack of common sense; men will feel a strong sense of nostalgia and an irresistible urge to buy hairspray and rollerblades.

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. [Ian, are you paying attention?]

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

20. The average fire department has a 5-minute response time.

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