Flouting God’s Law

I generally try to avoid getting involved in the heady realm of Norwegian politics, but an issue has arisen which has serious, far-reaching implications for fathers, our sons, and the very soul of manhood.

A principal in Kristiansand, Norway has decreed that all male students shall pee…while sitting down. Still your outraged cry, for Vidar Kleppe, head of the Norwegian Democrats Party, has rallied to our cause:

‘”When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God’s work,” Kleppe told the newspaper.

“It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl,” Kleppe said.’

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Aftenposten

When Eve fell from grace with that fateful bite, God commanded that ‘in pain [she would] bring forth children’, and that she would pee sitting down. Not Adam. The principal, Anne Lise Gjul, claims that the change was made because ‘young boys are simply not good enough at aiming.’ How very dare she.

Let slip the dogs of war. We, but not this, shall stand!

(Thanks, Mike!)

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  1. Jungle Pop
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    I once stayed at the home of some of my wife’s friends. The single guy who was also living there told me that I have to sit to pee in their bathroom – I guess for fear of the stray dribble or something. It was one of their house rules.

    Needless to say, I stood. I’m such a rebel.

  2. Olaf
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    I’d like to be the first to applaud your bravery for wading into the complex waters of Norwegian politics! I mean, commenting on the situation in the middle east is difficult enough, but Norway? You’re an inspiration.

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