Evacuation Route

Why am I spending so much time squatting on bathroom floors? Find the answer in my latest post on DadBloggers:

‘Once Ian’s atop the toilet, I’m faced with a delicate balancing act: little boy, big hole. At first I tried to help by holding him under his arms, but that’s no way to relax. And relaxation, I’ve found, is the key to success. In the end, I bit the bullet and let Ian hold himself up by grasping the toilet seat. I know, I know. But this is war.’


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