To the Candyman of Chip’s Chocolate Factory:
Thank you, kind sir, for patiently and happily answering each and every one of my son’s urgent questions, most of which had nothing to do with either chocolate or the making of it. Explaining the basic principle behind a chimney was beyond the call of duty.
Thank you for throwing fudge so high into the air, and thank you for giving my son a sample, even though he could’ve been more polite in asking for it.
And thank you for your decorum in ignoring the other boys’ comments, even though the cooling fudge did look quite a bit like poo.
All the Best,