2005

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When Good Bunnies Go Bad

Max and Ruby are brother and sister. Max is three years old, Ruby is seven. They are also rabbits: ‘Max & Ruby celebrates the triumph of the individual against the impossible odds of being little… What goes on in the mind of a three-year-old boy is very different from what goes on in the mind […]

Woah, Woah, Woah, She’s a Lady

Ian: ‘Ian a pirate!’ Daddy: ‘Oh, you’re a pirate?’ I: ‘Yeah! Daddy is Thomas.’ D: ‘Me? Daddy’s not Thomas. I thought Mommy was Thomas.’ I: ‘No, Daddy’s Thomas!’ D: ‘Who’s Mommy, then?’ I: ‘Mommy is a lemon!’ D: ‘A lemon? Mommy’s a lemon?’ I: ‘Noooo. Mommy is a…lady! Mommy’s a lady! Daddy’s a man!’ D: […]

Why James Bond Never Had Kids

Ian slowly brought the cookie toward his open mouth…and stopped. He closed his mouth, and relaced the cookie on Anna’s napkin. And took the cookie again. And put it back. If Woody Allen were to rob a bank, I imagine it would look like this.

Socially Inappropriate Grammar

In a concerted effort to make others feel more welcome, Ian now addresses people by their common nouns. If he doesn’t know someone’s name, he’ll use the next best thing: man, lady, cat, dog. Kelly said that yesterday a woman jokingly asked Ian where his mother was (right next to him). She received an enthusiastic, […]

Terror Alert

It will come as no surprise when I say that boys are naughty. We start at one-year-old, and we never stop. I once wrote about Ian’s naughty tells, about how he would give himself away before actually doing anything wrong. His poker face has improved, and he’s now on the offensive.

Autism Poem: The Grid

By: Barbara Crooker, Radiance A black and yellow spider hangs motionless in its web, and my son, who is eleven and doesn’t talk, sits on a patch of grass by the perennial border, watching. What does he see in his world, where geometry is more beautiful than a human face? Given chalk, he draws shapes […]