Floor Man Eats the Rye

I and some friends saw Transformers last night.

And as I recognized Bumblebee, mirrorball dangling from his review mirror, and, later, in the midst of his frenzied skirmish with Barricade, I thought^*:

It’s a shame Ian’s only four years old.

^* …and then said, to my friend, Rich. But adding that bit would’ve thrown my cadence. These are the sacrifices that must be made for brilliant good adequate writing.