If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, /Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch; / If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; / If all men count with you, but none too much…
…he pulled Chutes & Ladders from the shelf, and threw it on the floor. ‘It’s a stinky game!’ Well, yes it is. But that’s hardly the point.
I don’t write Total Depravity to make money. Which is a good thing, ’cause I don’t….The purpose of this site is, and will remain, as a way for me to chronicle my fatherhood and Ian’s most embarrassing moments. And to streamline his therapy.
All About Fatherhood, however, is a horse of a different kettle of fish.
Cssshhhht! ‘Ah…Commander Ian…’ Csssssht! ‘You are clear to tinkle…Over.’ Cssshhhht!
Young as she is, the stuff / Of her life is a great cargo, and some of it heavy: / I wish her a lucky passage.