Woah, Woah, Woah, She’s a Lady

Ian: ‘Ian a pirate!’

Daddy: ‘Oh, you’re a pirate?’

I: ‘Yeah! Daddy is Thomas.’

D: ‘Me? Daddy’s not Thomas. I thought Mommy was Thomas.’

I: ‘No, Daddy’s Thomas!’

D: ‘Who’s Mommy, then?’

I: ‘Mommy is a lemon!’

D: ‘A lemon? Mommy’s a lemon?’

I: ‘Noooo. Mommy is a…lady! Mommy’s a lady! Daddy’s a man!’

D: ‘What is Ian?’

I: ‘Mommy’s a lady! Ian is a…big boy! Ian a big boy!’

D: ‘That’s right! Ian’s a very big boy!’

I: ‘Mommy’s a lady.’